Kinky Poetry

Sometimes I get the urge to jot down the kinky verses that pop into my head. I thought I’d share them here in the hopes that others will enjoy them, have a good laugh and, at times, be aroused and inspired by them.

There once was a woman on Twitter,
Whose sex life was really quite bitter,
She tried many guys,
Of all shapes and size,
But none of them filled her or fit her.

^ ^ ^

Lazy lids burst open wide,

Shock rips through me deep inside,

Weed whackers dance before my eyes,

When I glance down between my thighs.

Or machetes trying to push,

Through my overgrowth of bush.

With relief I realise that,

It’s not my pussy; it’s my cat.

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