Sex Tips #3: Pondering Pussy

Hi Sexies,

In an earlier post, I talked about cocks. It is only fitting that this time we discuss female genitalia.

Call it what you will (unless you call it a vuh-jay-jay, in which case I’ll be the first to slap you so hard both sets of lips will vibrate for a week) – pussy, the gates of heaven, the flower of womanhood, (call it ‘where no man has gone before’ and get ready to be blown over by gales of laughter) – just like the penis, the woman’s primary sexual organs come in a variety of shapes and sizes. There are a veritable plethora of pussies.

Again, like the male counterpart, female sex organs have a wide range of sensitivities and abilities. They are also slightly more complex than the male member and its baggage. Women have outer lips (labia majora), inner lips (labia minora), the vaginal canal, the mighty clitoris, and the mysterious G (Grafenberg) spot.

Men: Stop ignoring the lips. Instead of diving head-first at the clit, take your time to tease and massage the lips. Swirl your tongue up one lip, breath against the clit, and swirl your way down the other lip. Stoke the fire of excitement. When she’s ready for you to concentrate on her clit, she will let you know.

Ladies (and I use the term loosely): Let your lover know when they should concentrate on your clit. Tell your lover where they are going right and where they are going wrong. Use your hands, knees, and thighs to position your lover where you want them. It can be confusing down there even for female lovers. Don’t keep them guessing; for your sake as well as theirs.

Did you know that you can change the way your pussy tastes? You can! Ingesting different foods and beverages alters the taste. Try beer for sweeter-tasting lips.

Men generally like a tight pussy. Is it possible to over-tighten your vagina? Yes, it is. There have been cases where the man couldn’t wedge his member inside with a shoehorn or crowbar. You may be impressed by this, but it leaves the man feeling inadequate and he is not likely to attempt making love to you again. It’s not a competition. To tighten things up, you can try Kegel exercises or you can do it the more pleasurable way by grabbing a set of Ben Wa balls.

Stay wet. Some women do not produce sufficient lubrication for prolonged intercourse.

Keep your playground clean. I never understood why the term ‘douche bag’ came to mean anything negative. (Then again, I can’t understand why ‘cocksucker’ is a derogatory term. Is sucking cock or getting a cock sucked such a bad thing?) Nothing will send a guy running faster than a pungent pussy, except maybe oozing sores or things crawling around down there.

And what about the controversial G-spot? Yes, all women have them, but they aren’t that easy to find. I’ll discuss the inner pleasure point in an upcoming Sex Tips post.

Stay sexy!

Toni

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